Communions make for a long day. Yesterday was no exception.
During the week I decided to be proactive, and make sure everything was in order, instead of my usual 'wait until the morning of and PANIC' ideology. So on Wednesday night we tried on dresses one last time, this time with veils. I bought 4 dresses because K didn't go to the store with me to try them on. The idea was to return 2 of them weeks ago. But K and I were in complete disagreement over which dress she would wear. (I never should have caved in the slightest, as she sensed possible victory, and dug her heels in. My fault completely.) So I kept all the dresses. As of Wednesday night, K and I were still disagreeing. Anyhoo, we tried on the dresses, and set the veils down on the front hall table. End of story.
On Thursday I decided to clean up around here a little for my M-I-L's visit. I was on a roll, too. (And if you know anything about me, the words 'cleaning' and 'on a roll' NEVER go together. I knew it had to be a bad omen.) I grabbed a bunch of stuff, including the veils, and walked them upstairs. While going up the stairs I bent down to pick up something I dropped, and SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER BOTH OF THE VEILS. Once the spots left my vision, I managed to blot all of the coffee out of both veils. Thank God for polyester tulle. And brown towels. Crisis #1 averted.
Thursday night T called his mom to confirm she got all the flight info for her trip in on Friday. I couldn't help but think something was wrong, because she usually calls us two days in advance to make sure T doesn't forget to pick her up at the airport. When I heard him say "no mom, it's THIS weekend", I knew we were in trouble. Turns out they had a miscommunication, and she planned her trip for the following weekend. Which would have been fine, but she would have missed the communion. So, she had to spend a few phone calls rescheduling her weekend. Crisis #2 averted.
Friday night the girls had a birthday party at the roller rink. They were pretty stoked, and talked about it all morning before school. When I met the bus after school, B got off asking when we were leaving for the party. And then K got off. I was confused - she looked like she had gotten into a mud fight, but I couldn't figure out why. She had black smudges all over her hands, coat and the entire right side of her face. And she was crying. Through her tears she explained that her *$&^% Kooky pen had exploded black ink all over, and she was worried it was going to keep her from going to the party. I almost started crying from imagining all those lovely communion pictures of the girl with black spots on her face.
I made K wash her hands a few times and even used the nail brush on them. Most of the ink came off, with a little residue. Nothing the shower wouldn't take care of. But I couldn't use the nail brush on her face, and I was starting to hyperventilate. I eventually tried makeup remover, and somehow it worked. I still can't believe it. Crisis #3 averted.
On Saturday we were expected at the church at 12:15. At 11:45 K and I were still at odds over her dress choice. After running out of logic and arguments, I got desperate and offered her cold, hard cash. Her first demand? $100. As if. We finally settled on $25. She didn't want to take it, and there were some tears involved, but at the end of the day, I had to pay my daughter $25 to wear a dress, and I was STILL the bad guy. And I wonder why my kids don't listen to me?
In the end, things went relatively smoothly. Grandma got to come in for an abbreviated visit, the weather forecast of rain and clouds was completely wrong (sunny and bright!), the veils were white (but smelled of coffee), and there were no black ink stains in sight. My dress fit, Db agreed to wear a tie, and he was good the entire hour in church. I even got a few passable photos.
I'm thinking we had some serious divine intervention.